“Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.”
“Dad, can you put my shoes on?” “No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.”
“Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.”
“What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?” “Yellow!”
“This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.”
“What kind of car does an egg drive?” “A yolkswagen.”
“Dad, can you put the cat out?” “I didn’t know it was on fire.”
“How do you make 7 even?” “Take away the s.”
“How does a taco say grace?” “Lettuce pray.”
“What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.”
“Why didn’t the skeleton climb the mountain?” “It didn’t have the guts.”
“What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?” “A meltdown.”
“How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.”
“I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it will get a reaction.”
“What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!”
“What does a bee use to brush its hair?” “A honeycomb!”
“How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.”
“Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all of its problems!”
“What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.”
“My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.”
“What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!”
“How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.”