I’d like to live to 150, but not with you

Crank the Croc THE Electoral Commission of Queensland, in its digital-first wisdom – isn’t particularly helpful…

Having one or more for your country

Crank the Croc I WAS one of the fools who fell for the Peter Costello line…

Pressed for business ideas

Crank the Croc SNAP poll (my favourite), how many gyms are too many in Beerwah? The…

Missing the real fireworks

Crank the Croc MISSED IT BY THAT MUCHWATCHED the AFL grand final on Saturday. I watch…

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Keeping our expectations at base camp WE seem to be at that stage of the state…

Sweet relief with the tax payers purse

Crank the Croc RED SPOT SALEI SEE that the proposed Coles site is up for sale…

Petty thieves nick too close to the bone

Crank the Croc Not the CrocsTHIS is petty theft that’s just too close to the bone.Took…

To protect, serve, fine and irritate

Crank the Croc A BIG shout out to the meanie in the Queensland Police Service who…

The tortoise always wins the race…

Crank the Croc THE LNP has a bit of work to do if it wants to…

Just for Laughs

Solicitor’s porscheA SOLICITOR parked his brand new porsche in front of the office to show it…

Just for Laughs

One seat only An apparent drunken man lay sprawled across three entire seats in a posh…

Sparrows of Kabul show

TO mark the third anniversary of Kabul’s fall and the evacuation on 15 August 2021, Fred…