Written and contributed by Angus Richard
It’s Christmas time – oops! I’m sorry
Flick the name but keep the holly
In this virtue signalled world
Use the name, abuse be hurled.
Call it “Christmas” That’s the reason
Now cancelled/banned – hail “Festive Season”
So Angel Gabriel prove them wrong
That Christ still lives, is tough and strong
And Gabriel if you’ve still got clout
You’ll take that bastard Putin out!
Make your power to all quite clear
Waste that twit from North Korea.
Just take the time, I know you can,
To help those girls in bleak Iran
By stomping on Ayatollah’s bleating
And medieval barren teachings.
Then Gabriel, one more, while you’re at it
Ensure those Afghan rulers snatch it
So girls can work and go to school
As equals to those bearded fools
Who crush, suppress, with darkest noise
While playing with their dancing boys.
Yes, Gabriel with a bit of biff
You’d toss those losers of a cliff
And through this action and your grace
You’d make this earth a better place
And prove to all who might still doubt
That Christ still has a bit of clout.
P.S. Gabriel for you to really sparkle
A quiet word with Jinping and Markle!