I’ve found the best kind of withdrawal
ALL this new disruptive technology to make life easier. If only it worked.
Click and Collect at Woolies Beerwah has been a debacle since Covid, and you’d think they’d have fixed it by now. But no — week in, week out, the system’s gamed by some while Woolies cashes in.
Last Sunday the queue stretched to eight cars, all claiming they were “there,” which you’re not meant to do! Honesty is the best policy… unless it’s inconvenient. Still, it’s really Woolworths’ fault. They know it’s broken and haven’t lifted a finger. Now if only there were a Coles around the corner… oh that’s right.
Coffee withdrawals
This isn’t cash for comment though it could be. A quick shout-out to the new proprietors of the former ANZ ATM on Simpson Street. They don’t dispense cash, but if you’re suffering coffee withdrawals they’ll help restore some balance in life.
They make a cracking brew and, in an otherwise forgotten strip in Beerwah, it’s my new favourite. Get amongst it!
Jab me
As I’ve grown older (and wider), I’ve often wondered if I should just pop into the doc’s and get a jab, rather than, you know, eat less. I dismissed it, of course, as my mind’s stronger than my body, until I read this week that Ozempic and the like also cut your risk of a heart attack.
Apparently, you also lose your will to live (or at least eat, drink, have sex, etc), but hey, if you can live longer and leaner, why let a lifetime of beige get in the way?
