A guy comes home from work early, convinced his wife is having an affair. He runs around the unit searching, when he walks out onto the balcony and finds a man hanging off the balcony.
With a fit of rage, he kicks him off and the man lands in a bush.
Not happy, the husband grabs the fridge and throws that over, but in a mix of doing that he also falls over and dies.
Up at the gates of heaven St Peter says that due to the overpopulation in Heaven, he would only be awarding the three most tragic deaths entrance.
So, he asks the first guy how he died. The guy explains his wife and what happened.
St Peter says, “Mate, that’s pretty tragic. Ok go in.”
He asks the second one how he died. He explains, “I was exercising on my balcony when I fell over, but I grabbed the balcony below. Then a guy jumped on my hands, and I fell, but landed in a bush. So I was okay, but then a fridge landed on me.”
St Peter said, “Well, that’s pretty bad. Ok you’re in.”
He then asked the final guy how he died, and the third guy said, “Well, as silly as it sounds, I was in that fridge.”