Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel!
My boss told me to have a good day.
So I went home.
Why are toilets always so good at poker?
They always get a flush
Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools!
What do you call a pencil with erasers on both ends?
Pointless.
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
Why can you never gossip in a cornfield?
Too many ears.
What’s the difference between a rabbit and a plum?
They’re both purple except for the rabbit.
What rhymes with orange
No it doesn’t.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
Europe early this morning.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly.
Cows go moo!