You might be a farmer if…..
Your hands look like they are made from the same material as your boots.
You’ve never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket.
You have driven off the road while examining your neighbour’s crops/livestock.
You have used a tractor for scaffolding for roof/shed repairs.
You fall asleep within 3 minutes of sitting in front of the TV.
You refer to farms by who owned them 50 or more years ago.
Your family instantly becomes silent when the weather comes on the news.
Your 4-wheel drive actually goes off road!
Your sheep dog cost more than all your house and kitchen appliances.
You think the 3 primary colours are John Deere Green, Ford Blue and Massey Red.
You buy your Christmas presents at the hardware/feed store.
You have a special pair of “Market” shoes or boots.
You decide to walk somewhere and 5 people pull over and offer you a lift.
You’ve had to wash off with a garden hose before your wife would let you in the house.
Your ideal holiday is to visit other people’s farms and stop at every machinery dealer on the way.