How Australian are you?
You say “just these thanks” at the servo counter.
You say “yeah good chat mate” when you’re talking to someone and they don’t respond.
You say “you’re not wrong” when someone makes a good point.
Saying “whooo, that’s got some kick to it” when eating spicy food.
You stick the footy fixture on the fridge.
You say “is it smoko yet” after you’ve been at work for 10 minutes.
You tell your mate “I can’t take you anywhere” when they drop something in public.
You pour the leftover flavour out of the empty Shapes packet into your mouth.
You remark “here’s trouble” or “look at what the cat dragged in” when you see an old mate.
When someone offers you a beer you say “it’d be rude not to”.
You use a bread clip to repair your thongs.
You say “it’s not the heat, it’s the humidity that gets you” on a hot day.
You refer to random items as “these bad boys”.
You think any bad situation is a stitch up.
When someone says “it’s a bit hot” and your response is “it’s not cold”.
You pretend to let someone in your car then drive off a little bit when they open the door.
You respond “true” to literally every statement.
You say “that was quick” when someone leaves but returns because they forgot something.
You say “yeah no worries mate” when you let someone merge in front of you and they don’t wave.
You ask on Facebook why the Police helicopter is flying over.
