Valentine’s jokes to share with your sweetheart
If Q and T were dating, their celebrity couple name would be Cutie.
What did the puzzle say on Valentine’s Day? You complete me.
What do you write in a slug’s Valentine’s Day card? Be my Valen-slime!
What did the paper clip say to the magnet? I find you very attractive.
Why did the husband get his wife a kitten for Valentine’s Day? He thought it was the purrfect present.
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day? I’m stuck on you!
Why didn’t the skeleton want to send any Valentine’s Day cards? His heart wasn’t in it.
Why did the syrup give the waffle a Valentine’s Day ultimatum? It was waffling on their relationship status.
How can you get arrested on Valentine’s Day?
For stealing someone’s heart.
What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!
What did the scientist say to their valentine? I think of you periodically.
I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the furniture. But when I got home the tables were turned.
I once fell in love with someone who only knew 4 vowels. They didn’t know I existed.
What did the calculator say to the pencil? You can count on me.
How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring!
What did one oar tell the other oar? This is so row-mantic!
What did the closet say to the light bulb? You light up my world.
What did one watermelon say to the other?” “You’re one in a melon!
What did the gardener say to their date?” “I dig you.
