Painful interruption
A woman and her husband interrupted their holiday to go to the dentist.
“I want a tooth pulled and I don’t want the painkillers because I’m in a big hurry,” the woman said to the dentist. “Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible and we’ll be on our way.”
The dentist was quite impressed.
“You’re certainly a courageous woman,” he said. “Which tooth is it?”
The woman turned to her husband: “Show him your tooth, dear.”
All in a name
A husband and wife were driving through Queensland.
As they approached Biloela, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked: “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?”
She leaned over the counter and said: “Kentucccky Frrriied Chhickken.”