Celebrating May the 4th (Star Wars Day)
What do Imperial pilots eat for lunch?
TIE food.
Did you hear about the smugglers who were frozen in carbonite?
They were hardened criminals.
Why did the rebels take a bath after stealing the Death Star plans?
They wanted a clean getaway.
What do you call an Ewok with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Do you remember when Mandalorians ruled the galaxy?
Mandos were the days.
Why are droids expensive to own?
They charge a lot.
What do you call a Jedi with four eyes?
A Jediiii.
Did you hear about the guy who moved his cantina up to Cloud City?
He really raised the bar.
What is a stormtrooper’s favourite store?
The one next to target.
Why can’t you keep your Ewoks outside?
Because they’re Endor pets.
What’s the internal body temperature of a TaunTaun?
Luke warm.
What’s Darth Vader’s sister’s name?
Ella Vader.
Chewy is short for ‘Chewbacca’ and R2 is short for ‘R2D2’, so what is Luke short for?
A stormtrooper.