Contributed by Tracey
Daughter’s Text to Dad:
Daddy, I’m coming home to get married soon, so get your credit card ready. LOL! As you know, I’m in Australia and he is in the US. We met on a dating site, became friends on Facebook, and had long chats on Messenger. He proposed to me on Zoom and now we’ve had a two-month relationship through WhatsApp. Dad, I need your blessing, good wishes, and a really big wedding. Lots of love, Lilly.
Dad’s Reply:
My dear Lilly, like Wow! Really? Cool! Whatever… I suggest you two get married on X, have fun on Snapchat, register for your stuff on Amazon, and pay for it all through PayPal. And when you get fed up with this new husband, sell him on Ebay. Lots of love, Dad.
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