The only problem with reunions…
A group of chaps, all aged 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses had stunning figures and wore mini-skirts.
Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses were attractive. The food and service was good and the beer selection was excellent.
Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because there was plenty of parking, they could dine in peace and quiet with no loud music and it was good value for money.
Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.
Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because they had never been there before.
Contributed by Sadsak
A talk with the Almighty
A man takes it easy, lying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. As he identifies the different shapes, he begins to talk with God.
“God,” he asks, “how long is a million years?”
God answers, “In my frame of reference, it’s about a minute.”
The man asks, “God, how much is a million dollars?”
God answers, “To me, it’s a penny.”
The man thinks about this for a brief period, and then asks, “God, can I have a penny?”
God answers, “In a minute.”
Poser
A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were that the short story had to contain the following three things (a) Religion, (b) Sexuality and (c) Mystery. Below is the only A+ contribution in the entire class.
‘Good God! I’m pregnant! I wonder who did it?’