More quick giggles
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I’ll go on a head.
What insect is the sneakiest? Spy-ders.
Why are trees so unreliable? They’re shady.
Why was the broom late for work? It over-swept.
Why are bunnies so great at catch? They always g-rabbit!
What’s the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty!
Why did the two rabbits get on so well? Love was in the hare.
What’s it called when french fries hang out? A ketchup.
What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts.
How does NASA organize a party? They planet.
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory.
My boss asked me how good I was at making spreadsheets. I told him I Excel at it.
Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat.
What do computers like to eat? Chips.
Where will you find Friday before Thursday? A dictionary.
I pity the calendar. Its days are numbered.
Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
How do you stay warm in any room? Go to the corner — it’s always 90 degrees.
Why did the developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache.