Computer problems
Bob was 73 and had just got his first computer. After his son spent over two hours teaching him how to use it, he was sure he knew everything there was to know about computers.
Unfortunately, one day he couldn’t get it to start so he promptly called an IT guy to come over and take a look at it. The IT guy managed to fix the issue in a few minutes and was on his way. Bob was pleased when he overheard the IT guy on the phone with his boss telling him about the issue. He was sure it meant it was a serious issue and he was sure he took care of it the right way.
“Excuse me if you don’t mind me asking,” said Bob to the man on his way out. “I couldn’t help overhearing you on the phone with your boss. What exactly is an ID ten T problem? Just so I can tell my son.”
The man smiled, took out a pen: “It stands for this: I-D-1-0-T.”
Hearing aid
While working in a post office, a lady barged in complaining that she got home to find a note from the postman saying that he tried to deliver a package but nobody was home.
“My husband was home all day,” she fumed.
After giving her the package, she exclaimed: “Oh, I’m so excited. It’s my husband’s new hearing aids!”