How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a Facebook post?
1 person to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
14 people to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
6 to argue over whether it’s “lightbulb” or “light bulb.”
Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
22 to tell those 6 to stop being jerks.
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is “lamp.”
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry and that “light bulb” is perfectly correct.
49 to post memes and gifs (several are of someone eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”)
19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.
11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.
16 to post “Following” but there’s 3 dots at the top right that means you don’t have to comment to follow.
36 people to post pics of their own light bulbs.
4 to say, “Didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?”
13 to say, “Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs.”
1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn’t the brightest bulb. This usually takes place within the first three comments.
50 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.
1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.
