Q: What do you get if you cross the Aussie cricket team with an OXO cube?
A: A laughing stock.
Q: What’s the height of optimism?
A: Aussie batsman putting on sunscreen.
Q: What’s the difference between an Aussie batsman and a formula one car?
A: Nothing! If you blink you’ll miss them both.
Q: What do Aussie batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A: Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.
Q: What does an Aussie test batsman have in common with Michael Jackson?
A: They both wore gloves for no apparent reason.
Q: What is the difference between Cinderella and the Aussies?
A: Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.
Q: What’s the difference between the Aussies and a funeral director?
A: A funeral director isn’t going to lose the ashes.
On the line
When the wife of an Aussie batsman rang the cricket ground looking for him, the bloke who answered said: “He’s just gone in to bat”.
She says: “That’s OK, I’ll wait. He won’t be long”.
