A woman, three months pregnant falls into a deep coma. Six months later she awakes and asks the nearest doctor about the fate of her baby.
“You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine.” says the doctor. “Luckily your brother named them for you.”
“Oh, no, not my brother! He’s a prankster! What did he call the girl?”
“Denise,” the doctor replies.
Thinking that isn’t so bad, she asks, “And what did he call the boy?”
The doctor answers “Denephew.”