A MAN and his extremely uptight and nagging wife were visiting the Holy Land when the wife up and died.
The hospital chaplain said that it would cost $5,000 to send his wife back home or $150 to bury her in the Holy Land. The man said he would have to take her home.
Surprised, the chaplain asked the man why.
The man answered, “Many years ago a man died in the Holy land and three days later, he rose from the dead. I can’t take that chance!”
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