Just for laughs October 31

Did you know? The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.
No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.
Oh, go ahead.. I’ll wait…
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks (so, watch your Ass).
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age, or older.
The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley’s gum.
The King of Hearts is the only king without a mustache
Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote ‘Revelation 3:20’ on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed at the next worship service, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, ‘Genesis 3:10’. Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins, ‘Behold, I stand at the door and knock’. Genesis 3:10 reads, ‘I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.’

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