Mobile madness

SEVERAL men were in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
Man: “Hello.”
Woman: “Hi Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
Man: “Yes.”
Woman: “I’m at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $2,000. Is it ok if I buy it?”
Man: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”
Woman: “I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models, and one I really liked.”
Man: “How much?”
Woman: “$90,000.”
Man: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
Woman: “Great! Oh, and one more thing. I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $980,000 for it.”
Man: “Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They’ll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 80,000 if it’s what you really want.”
Woman: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!”
Man: “Bye! I love you, too.” The man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open. He turns and asks, “Anyone kno