Mountain morons and tech troubles

Crank the Croc

NO Gary. I’m not promoting authoritarianism.
I’m promoting teamwork and learning to get along with others. Schoolyard stuff. But when you have characters choosing micro issues over the party that got them to power while proclaiming they’re speaking on behalf of all West Australians… Really?
I could yet be wrong, Sandgropers are a strange bunch of people, but surely even they have more pressing concerns closer to home.
What the?
You can’t make the Trump assassination attempt up. But the conspiracies and calls from the left of it all being staged are too much to bear. The ghosts of mad right conspiracy theories – 9/11, Sandy Hook – show that every side of politics can read from that ridiculous playbook. I’m sure the family of the actual victims last weekend would have something to say.
Mountain Morons
Sorry, but you’re an idiot if you climb a closed mountain and need rescuing! Ignoring the orange fencing is arrogant. Expecting taxpayer-funded services to rescue you is absurd. The calls on Facebook were clear – fine them!
Faceless Corporations
Ordered a large item online and it’s been 3 weeks without delivery. The first attempt failed, vague depot instructions, then returned to sender. Now, we can’t talk to a human. Automated prompts and AI chatbots are useless. It’s like these companies don’t want to help. Ridiculous!
Tech Troubles
Can chocolate soothe a global cyber crisis? Should we keep more cash under the bed? Last week’s mass global IT outage alarmingly caused by a ‘simple upgrade’ left our local Woolworths with just a handful of working registers. They had to hand out chocolates to keep us from rioting….