Crank the Croc
WHO knows if the government’s ban on 16-year olds accessing crappy apps will work or not.
All I know is it gives me just a touch extra support to get the kids off their damn devices.
Sure, I’ll step off my pulpit and head straight to the throne and engage in my own doomscrolling but this is the perfect opportunity to make kids do as I say not as I do. The tide is finally turning back.
Unfortunately the older kids have already told the younger ones how they’ll be able to get around it so I don’t care/ Big tech is a disgrace and we’re all losers for it.
DONUTS AROUND HOLES
For the millions that have been pumped into Steve Irwin Way, why is that I feel the need to take a defensive driving course just to avoid the pot holes that pock mark the road.
It’s not only dangerous but one wrong angle of attack and I’ll need new suspension.
CANTERANKEROUS
Speaking of pot holes, the athletics track at Skippy Park was looking a little worse for wear after horse riders decided to go for a bit of a trot over the very soft grass. The divots had to be repaired with a lot of sand. Whoops.
