A cop came a knocking
A policeman knocked on my door this morning, but I just locked it and sat there in complete silence.
After 20 seconds he knocked again, but I just continued to ignore it. The knocks got louder and more frequent but I was determined not to move in the hope that he would just go away.
Then, he decided to look through the window.
He shouted: “Do you think I’m stupid? I can see you in there, sir. Open the door!”
I said: “You’re not coming in mate!”
He said: “I don’t want to come in, I just want you to step out of the car.”
How’s your maths?
Interviewer says: “I hear you are extremely quick at maths.”
I explain: “Yes, as a matter of fact, I am.”
Interviewer says: “What’s 14×27?”
I say: “49.”
The Interviewer says: “That’s not even close.”
I say: “Yeah, but it was fast.”
