“It’s inappropriate to make a ‘dad joke’ if you’re not a dad. It’s a faux pa.”
“What do you call a hot dog on wheels?” “Fast food!”
“Where do young trees go to learn?” “Elementree school.”
“Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.”
“Can February March? No, but April May!”
“How do lawyers say goodbye? We’ll be suing ya!”
“Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it’s tearable.”
“What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.”
“Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants.”
“I could tell a joke about pizza, but it’s a little cheesy.”
“Don’t trust atoms. They make up everything!”
“When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.”
“I wouldn’t buy anything with velcro. It’s a total rip-off.”
“What’s an astronaut’s favourite part of a computer? The space bar.”
“I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks!”
“Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.”
“Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.”
“Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.”
“What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.”
“What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam.”
“Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.”