The Catholic priest and the rabbi had a major car accident and both the vehicles were a total write off. The priest gets out of his car and the rabbi said, “Dear friend it is truly a miracle that we are still alive and unharmed. How about we drink to this occasion and thank the Lord.”
He reaches into his pocket and takes out a flask of whiskey and gives it to the Catholic priest. The priest takes a big gulp of the drink and gives it back to the Rabbi who puts the flask away in his pocket.
The priest then asks, “Aren’t you going to drink too?”
Rabbi said, “I’m waiting for the police.”
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Three nuns were attending a rugby final. Three men were sitting directly behind. Because their habits were partially blocking the view, the men decided to badger the nuns hoping that they’d get annoyed enough to move to another area.
In a very loud voice, the first guy said, “I think I’m going to move to Sydney. There are only 100 nuns living there.”
Then the second guy said, “I want to go to Tasmania, there are only 50 nuns living there.”
The third guy said, “I want to go to New Zealand. There are only 25 nuns living there.”
One of the nuns turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet and calm voice said, “Why don’t you go to hell. There aren’t any nuns there!”
Contributed by Eunice Prickett
