They Walk Among Us! …..
I WAS at the checkout of a local Woolworths.
The cashier rang up $46.64 charges.
I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64.
I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favour.
She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing, and she returned the money again.
I gave her the money back — same scenario!
I departed the store with the $46.64.
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north; because, he explained, he didn’t want the sun waking him up every morning.
She asked, “Does the sun rise in the north?”
When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for sometime; she shook her head and said,
“Oh I don’t keep up with all that stuff.”
I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande Latte.
I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said ‘buy one-get one free.’
“They’re already buy-one- get-one-free,” she said, “so I guess they’re both free.”
She handed me my free lattes, and I walked out the door.
One day I was walking down the beach with some friends, when one of them shouted, “Look at that dead bird!”
Someone looked up at the sky and asked, “Where?”
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car
designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped.
She keeps it in the trunk.