Barista: How do you take your coffee? Me: Very, very seriously.
Sleep is a weak substitute for coffee.
Q: What do you call sad coffee? A: Despresso.
Q: What’s the best Beatles song? A: Latte Be!
Q: Why do they call coffee mud? A: Because it was ground a couple of minutes ago.
Q: How are coffee beans like kids? A: They’re always getting grounded!
Q: What’s it called when you steal someone’s coffee? A: Mugging!
Q: How does a tech guy drink coffee? A: He installs Java!
Q: How did the hipster burn his tongue? A: He drank his coffee before it was cool.
Q: Why are Italians so good at making coffee? A: Because they know how to espresso themselves.
Q: How are coffee beans like kids? A: They’re always getting grounded!
If the local coffee shop has awarded you “Employee of the Month” and you don’t even work there, you may be drinking too much coffee.
Coffee is the most important meal of the day
Spouse #1: Honey, this coffee tastes like dirt. Spouse #2: That’s not surprising, dear, it was just ground this morning.
Q: Where do birds go for coffee? A: To the NESTcafe
