FATHER Murphy walks into a pub and asks the first man he meets, “Do you want to go to heaven?”
The man said, “I do, Father.”
The priest said, “Then stand over there against the wall.”
Then the priest asked the second man, “Do you want to go to heaven?”
“Certainly, Father,” the man replied.
“Then stand over there against the wall,” said the priest.
Then Father Murphy walked up to a third man and asked, “Do you want to go to heaven?”
He said, “No, I don’t Father.”
“I don’t believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don’t want to go to heaven?” the priest said.
“Oh, when I die, yes. But, I thought you were getting a group together to go right now,” the man replied.
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